Capital Ex-take an appetite

We got the Capital Ex Monster Burger. It's 1 kg of beef, a half-lb of bacon & then all the trimmings....pile on the tomato, the cheese, the lettuce...slathered in mustard, ketchup etc. Can you feel your arteries clogging as you read this? If you can wolf it all down within an hour, it's free. And you take the money you save to pay for that heart bypass surgery you'll need.